TMZ — Filed under: Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan Michael Lohan may have shot himself in the foot when he shot himself in the face ... with Botox ... because his ex-wife saw the footage ... a... more info

Dlisted — It looks like you will never see a scene of Lindsay Lohan wet humping a dog play when her name is announced as a nominee for Best Actress for Inferno at the Oscars in 2012 (how appropriate).....because she will never be nominated for Best Actress for... more info

Pop Bytes — With Lindsay Lohan in rehab while her career is on life-support, and Ali Lohan still stuck in D-list obscurity, Dina Lohan has decided that it's high-time she started pimping out her third meal ticket son, Michael Lohan Jr., by sticking him in a movi... more info

Dlisted — A hot second after Michael Lohan issued a statement about not making statements regarding his daughter and White Oprah, this happens. Michael Lohan tells TMZ that a white man in his 50s or 60s wearing a black track suit attacked him with a shank outs... more info

Dlisted — Lindsay Lohan firing White Oprah as her full-time pimp is about as likely as Jennifer Cuntkov's name showing up on the admission list at heaven's gates, but let's kick at this story anyways. LiLo's team of therapists and shit at B... more info

Dlisted — T.I. must report to a court room tomorrow morning to face the shit for violating his probation by getting caught with the wrong stuff and Purple Drank in Los Angeles early last month. T.I. will now glide into the court room holding a shiny gold "Capt... more info

Dlisted — Iggy Pop's brain cell is like a shriveled up contact lens that has been left out on the bathroom counter for several days, but he still has amazing ideas and has proven that he's the one who should do the casting for The Stooges biopic. Tha... more info

Perez Hilton — Words like "terrifying" come to mind. Poor Ali Lohan! US State Dept Clerk Brooke Reyna is being indicted for using her government position to gain personal information on 100+ celebs and their families, including Lindsay Lohan's sister, Ali. Accordin... more info

Big Apple Music Scene — In news we don't understand: Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are officially dating. (PopEater) Octomom Nadya Suleman has started bartending to pay off her $450,000 mortgage. (InTouch) But Amer Haddadin, the guy who owns the note to her house, is thre... more info

Pop Bytes — • It's All Downhill From Here: Ten actors who will never surpass their earliest roles Pajiba • Katy, Elmo, and Russell all respond to the Sesame Street cleavage scandal! PopSugar • I wonder if Ali Lohan's going to be as big a ... more info