A hot second after Michael Lohan issued a statement about not making statements regarding his daughter and White Oprah, this happens. Michael Lohan tells TMZ that a white man in his 50s or 60s wearing a black track suit attacked him with a shank outside of his house in Santa Monica, CA while he was getting into his car late last night. Uh huh. Let's all do the side-eye wave and keep it there. It looks like someone completed a course in Bethany Storro's School of NOT RIGHT Stunts.
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Dlisted — A hot second after Michael Lohan issued a statement about not making statements regarding his daughter and White Oprah, this happens. Michael Lohan tells TMZ that a white... more info