Dlisted — A bunch of hos who were expecting to hear jokes that were approved by the FCC were in for a real shock on Friday night at Tracy Morgan's show at Carnegie Hall. They must have been expecting Tracy to make jokes about side-eye-giving parrots. But ... more info

Dlisted — This up and coming actress chills out in her trailer in between takes. She listens to some music, chats on her phone, and pops bag after bag of microwave popcorn. She doesn’t actually eat the popcorn. Rather, she uses it to cover up the scent ... more info

Dlisted — When RPattz was filming in NYC, he always had to beware of crazed horny bitches trying to attack him like a bunch of dirty hyenas on carcass. Well, now that he's long gone they need someone to slobber over and that someone is Sarah Jessica Parke... more info

Dlisted — Avril Lavigne hasn't really been in the spotlight for a while, because she's been busy scuba diving in a Jack Daniels bottle. Or maybe people just can't be bothered to lift their heads to see what she's been up to. I don't kn... more info

Dlisted — According to Gatecrasher, Chelsea Handler has put her boyfriend Ted Harbert on the curb. Some source close to Chelsea says that she fired his ass as her main peen and threw him out of their house. Ted is apparently living in a hotel now. The source a... more info

Dlisted — The Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe Leakes has a book out called Buy This So I Don't Get Evicted Again Never Make The Same Mistake Twice and in it she talks about how she once popped her pussay for a dollar when she was in her 20s. But wh... more info

Dlisted — Although it pains me to admit it I guess this aging television actress is B list. It is more because of her show than any real acting talent on her part. I mean it is a hit television show. Anyway, our actress has child/ren and because of that our ac... more info

Dlisted — While picking up a bunch of free shit at a swag suite in Los Angeles last week, Brit Brit's Cheetolings entertained the other guests with their dazzling poetry skills. Gatecrasher says that 2-year-old JJ and 3-year-old SPF kept shouting "Oh shit... more info

Dlisted — I love a good bitch fight, but this is not one. This is kind of sad. Just picture tiny Chris Kattan and little Jeremy Piven barking at each other backstage at Alexa Chung's MTV show. Gatecrasher reports that it all started when Chris rolled in o... more info

Dlisted — Look at that precious mound of melted down ass dildos called a face. Don't you just want to make a fist, kiss it for luck and then punch it? Well, some lucky asshole beat you to it! Okay, I shouldn't be so hard on Constantine Mouralis, beca... more info