Dlisted — The Chicago Sun-Times is hearing that Baby Jesus has grown tired of the scent of Gold Bond and bone dust violating his nostrils, so he has packed up all his worldly possessions (aka nothing) and gone back to his manger. Apparently, Baby Jesus barely ... more info

ContactMusic — MADONNA has split from her toyboy lover JESUS LUZ, according to a new report.The Material Girl is said to be single again after the Brazilian underwear model called off... more info

ContactMusic — Performances from JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, MADONNA and ALICIA KEYS have helped to make the all-star HOPE FOR HAITI NOW album the first digital-only release to top the U.K.... more info

Guardian Music — This hoarse whisperer sounds like an ageing American blues singer ... not bad for a twentysomething lad from EssexHometown: Motorway services, UK.The lineup: John Smith (voice, guitar).The background: He couldn't be more inauspiciously named, and yet... more info

Guardian Music — Michael Bay's robot epic and the Will Ferrell dinosaur dud have seven nominations each for the Golden Raspberry awards for the year's worst filmsTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Land of the Lost have both won the dubious distinction of seven n... more info

ContactMusic — MADONNA has invested $1.5 million (937,000) in a coconut water manufacturer - after falling in love with the drink during her Sticky & Sweet world tour.The pop... more info

Pop Bytes — hey hey! is everyone pumped for the grammy awards tonight? mainly i'm excited to see the performances but i'm super bummed the festivities won't be airing live here on the west coast - i know there are internet feeds out there but it's just not the... more info

MTV.com News — Ladies are victorious in dance and country categories announced before the ceremony.By Eric Ditzian Lady Gaga Photo: Michael Buckner/ Getty Images With so many categories in so many genres — rock, rap, country, classical and more — and... more info

ContactMusic — Massive Attack nearly "imploded" in the 90s. The Bristol-based group - who have collaborated with numerous music stars, including Madonna and Neneh Cherry -... more info

Perez Hilton — She looks great even without make-up! Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice looked the part of cute and casual mum as she picked up daughter Bluebell Madonna from school yesterday. Look how big little Bluebell is already — and so chic! [Image via Ramey P... more info