Dlisted — Baby Jesus may or may not be waking everybody up in Vadge's house by crying for a bottle in the dead of night. Some say Baby Jesus is back in his manger. And others say Madonna and child are still going strong. The Daily Mail is going with the f... more info

Undercover, Australia — Madonna will soon be touring again. She is holding auditions for dancers in New York. more info

News of The World — Despite splt rumours, couple seen all over each other at the premiere. more info

E! Online — Is the superstar era over? Think Madonna, Michael Jackson, U2, the Boss. Is Lady Gaga the way to go now? Instant fame, (probably) quick decline? —Pique Santos, via... more info

VANILLA Ice talks to the Sun about his suicide attempt, Madonna and working with Jedward more info

AngryApe — She put wannabe dancers through "epic" trials in New York more info

ContactMusic — MADONNA whipped partygoers in New York into a frenzy on Wednesday night (03Feb10) when she held impromptu auditions for dancers at a Manhattan nightclub.The pop... more info

Dlisted — Earlier this week, the Chicago Sun-Times claimed that Baby Jesus snipped his umbilical cord attached to Vadge and crawled out of her life forever. But the cord might still be attached, if Gatecrasher's source witnessed what they think they witne... more info

The Mirror — Madonna's toyboy Jesus Luz doesn't seem to have take their rumoured split too badly if these pictures are anything to go by. more info

Dlisted — Brazilian football commentator Batista was giving his thoughts about Cristiano Ronaldo's controversial eyebrow situation on live TV when his eyeballs went for a walk to the back of his skull and he passed the hell out. Don't worry, you ... more info