Perez Hilton — His rumored "girlfriend" speaks! Watch this chick's chances of ever being John Mayer's girlfriend evaporate before our eyes (above) in the most cringe-worthy of interviews. Epic fail! P.S. John really does have very nice lips! more info

ContactMusic — Friends of JOHN MAYER have taken aim at a cocktail waitress who has hinted she's the rocker's new girlfriend.Sheana Marie, 23, has been speaking out about her romantic... more info

Yahoo! Music — E! Online - Cocktail waitress/actress Sheana Marie may have once had a shot at something with John Mayer, but not anymore. more info

Yahoo! Music — E! Online - Cocktail waitress/actress Sheana Marie may have once had a shot at something with John Mayer, but not anymore. more info

E! Online — Cocktail waitress/actress Sheana Marie may have once had a shot at something with John Mayer, but not anymore. Marie, 23, says in a new interview that the singer, 31, is not her... more info

Chicago Sun-Times, IL — Paige Wiser: All the conditions are right for a breakout Disney show starring a trio of dangerously attractive brothers. Nick, the youngest at 16, was just photographed lunching with his ex Miley Cyrus. Flat-ironed Joe, 19, already has cut a swath ... more info

Jam! Showbiz Music, Canada — Rocker John Mayer has laughed off reports he's moved on to romance another actress after his split from Jennifer Aniston, insisting he's still single. more info

Undercover, Australia — All that talk of a new lady for John Mayer may be just that ... talk. more info

The Newsroom — John Mayer gets playful with the paps and kisses fans, while Jennifer Aniston looks to be in good cheer on the set of The Baster. more info

The Mirror — After breaking Jennifer Aniston's heart, several times over, crooner John Mayer has moved on to a new victim... (oops we mean girlfriend) waitress and actress Scheana Marie who stars in the Jonas Brothers' upcoming TV show as a dream pizza ... more info