Undercover, Australia — According to reports out of the UK today, Madonna is going to marry for a third time. more info

The Mirror — She sang What it Feels Like for a Girl... But Madonna again proves she also knows what it's like to feel a girl: Kanye West's girl Amber Rose to be precise. more info

The Mirror — The uncle and grandmother of the Malawian girl Madonna wants to adopt have threatened to seek legal action against a man claiming to be three-year-old Mercy Chifundo James's father. more info

Dlisted — Baby Jesus' father, God, has told Brazil's Who Magazine (via Gatecrasher) that the rumors about his son marrying Madonna are true. I'm not even a practicing Catholic anymore, but I feel like I need to pray for the fuckery I read in tha... more info

411 Mania — Doesn't take long for Madonna to bounce back from divorce... more info

PopSugar — Danny Gokey eliminated from Idol, leaving Kris and Adam in final! - BuzzSugar Are Madonna and Jesus Luz getting Kabbalah married? - Gatecrasher The Rihanna/Lady Gaga duet was a fake - ICYDK Wanda Sykes's partner gave birth to twins Olivia and Lucas... more info

The Daily Mail — Madonna and toyboy lover Jesus Luz are set to tie the knot in a kabbalah ceremony, according to the model's dad. more info

Perez Hilton — Well, sort of. Not really. Kind of. Let's put it this way: it ain't gonna be legal. Madonna and Jesus Luz have been going strong and now Luz's father is telling a Brazillian magazine that they will be tying the knot a la Kabbalah. In the interview, t... more info

AOL Music — Jesus Luz's father is confident that his son will marry Madonna -- in non-legal, Kabbalah ceremony. more info

The Mirror — Kanye West’s girlfriend, model Amber Rose, has posted a picture of the couple getting intimate with Madonna on Twitter. more info