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Morning Buzz: Elton John, Manchester Orchestra, Lily Allen

5772 days ago
Buzzgrinder:: Elton John just released a line of diamond-encrusted iPods. Saying he is a little flashy is like saying his glasses are a little oversized. :: You can preview -- but not buy or download -- the new Manchester Orchestra single, I've Got Friends, on... more info

Hot Slut Of The Week: Aramis Fuster

5772 days ago
DlistedBirthday: October 1954 Age: 54 (but she claims she's 688 years-old) Birth Name: Maria Antonia Perez Sanchez Original Date of HS of the Day: January 25, 2009 Claim to Fame: Aramis is a low-budget Spanish TV star who made headlines after claiming... more info

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5772 days ago
DlistedMaddie the Beagle! - The MVP from yesterday's Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. That shit was best watched after smoking another kind of bowl. more info

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5773 days ago
DlistedChi-Chi's Microwaveable taco (or burrito) meat! - First of all, this shit is called Chi-Chi's. That's an automatic win. Second of all, the whole shit is microwave ready. You don't even to have stress yourself out by scooping the m... more info

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5774 days ago
DlistedBacon Man! - Why hello there everyone! I'd like to introduce you to my future husband. He's everything you could want in a husband. He won't talk back and he's made out of bacon! The last quality seals the fucking deal. Bacon Man ... more info

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5775 days ago
DlistedJohanna Sigurdardottir - The world's first openly gayelle prime minister! Go put on some flannel and fucking celebrate! Iceland is expected to name 66-year-old labia licker Johanna as their new fearless leader. Johanna is a former flight attenda... more info

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5776 days ago
DlistedBilly the Elephant! - Billy is the only elephant at the sad L.A. Zoo. There has been a fight about what to do with him. The zoo is planning to build a $42 million elephant exhibit. Bob Barker thinks the zoo should quit the project and he offered up $... more info

Hot Slut Of The Week: Stains

5779 days ago
Dlisted Birthday: I don't know, but I hope he gets a giant cupcake on that day! Age: ? Birth Name: Stains Original Date of HS of the Day: January 24, 2009 Claim to Fame: Stains became an instant star after The Soup posted a clip of an evil witch teasin... more info

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5779 days ago
DlistedHanker For A Hunk O Cheese! - This was a PSA back in the day urging kids to eat nutritious and delicious cheese. Mmm....cheese (sans the dick). But you know this Hanker bitch is permanently constipated. That's why he growls like that! For Do... more info

Hot Slut Of The Day!

5780 days ago
DlistedAramis Fuster - This is some I Dream of Jeannie gone wrong. Speaking of magic, Aramis claims to be the world's only true witch. Apparently, she hasn't learned the right spell to fix those loose threads on her elegant blouse. That shit bothe... more info

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