Bacon Man! - Why hello there everyone! I'd like to introduce you to my future husband. He's everything you could want in a husband. He won't talk back and he's made out of bacon! The last quality seals the fucking deal. Bacon Man was created by a woman named NetDiva. Visit this site to make your very own. You'll need bacon, wooden sticks and a lot of fucking booze. Actually, you'll probably need to get wasted beforehand, because that's the only way you'll ...
Dlisted — Bacon Man! - Why hello there everyone! I'd like to introduce you to my future husband. He's everything you could want in a husband. He won't talk back and ... more info