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Jessica Simpson Thinks Eating This Will Be Weird

Papa Joe sucks at picking out a bought piece for his daughter Jessica. I mean, word is that Eric Johnson's checking account is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 SITUATION and he's a VEGAN! Jessica "Real Girls Eat Meat" Simpson is spreading her glazed ham cheeks all over a VEGAN! Jessica's farts are meatier than a Brazilian barbecue, so an extra serving of vom must come up Eric's froat when she dutch ovens him. Jessica puts creamed beef in her morning coffee and brushes her teeth with pork p...

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12:45 on November 24 2010

Jessica Simpson Having a Vegan-Friendly Thanksgiving

People.com — "It's gonna be jiggly and weird," Simpson says of her first Tofurkey more info

Jessica Simpson

13:44 on November 24 2010

Jessica Simpson Thinks Eating This Will Be Weird

Dlisted — Papa Joe sucks at picking out a bought piece for his daughter Jessica. I mean, word is that Eric Johnson's checking account is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 SITUATION and he�... more info

Jessica Simpson

10:00 on November 25 2010

SNTV - A Turkey-free Thanksgiving for Jessica Simpson

The Newsroom — Jessica Simpson's Thanksgiving feast won't include a turkey this year. more info

Jessica Simpson

14:00 on November 25 2010

Jessica Simpson Having Vegan-Friendly Thanksgiving

Perez Hilton — Jessica Simpson is trying something new this Thanksgiving — Tofu Turkey. Her fiancÃ© Eric Johnson is an extremely healthy eater. "After getting out of the NFL, [Eric]... more info

Jessica Simpson

19:03 on November 25 2010