Jessica Simpson Thinks Eating This Will Be Weird

Papa Joe sucks at picking out a bought piece for his daughter Jessica. I mean, word is that Eric Johnson's checking account is a MAN DOWN CODE 10 SITUATION and he's a VEGAN! Jessica "Real Girls Eat Meat" Simpson is spreading her glazed ham cheeks all over a VEGAN! Jessica's farts are meatier than a Brazilian barbecue, so an extra serving of vom must come up Eric's froat when she dutch ovens him. Jessica puts creamed beef in her morning coffee and brushes her teeth with pork p...

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