...And Then His Back Broke

Ken Paves can cancel his standing appointment with his chiropractors and take off his bedazzled weightlifting belt, because Jessica Simpson has found a new man to jump on and kiss on like a delicious Jabili. Jessica just couldn't contain her crotch throbs so she straddled her new piece, former NFL player Eric Johnson, while vacationing in Capri. And while Jessica's labia lips are clapping like a seal on speed, Papa Joe looks like he's the headlining float in a sad parade (see thum...

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