"American Idol" Throws The Conspiracy Theorists Off The Scent [Idolator's American Idolatry]

One day after word had surfaced that someone was going around saying that the Final Four for this season of American Idol was already a lock—and that said pool would consist of Danny "I Love My Dead Wife And Jesus" Gokey, Adam "Jake Shears" Lambert, Lil "J." Rounds, and Alexis "Like Christina Aguilera But Somehow Even Smaller" Grace—one of those four got booted from the show. The mom Alexis Grace, whose awkward but not awful version of "Jolene"on Tuesday night was bookended by an interview i...

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