I cannot whistle. It has been a problem for me strictly in moments that involve others whistling merrily, causing me to frown upon their merriness. I can never shame a person by whistling them over to me, which is bothersome because I love to shame people. Musicians that are skilled whistlers annoy me. Musicians like Andrew Bird who has octaves to his whistles and can mimick the mating calls of endangered birds. It really gets under my skin. I love everything Otis Redding, but I lift the needle ...
Impose Magazine — I cannot whistle. It has been a problem for me strictly in moments that involve others whistling merrily, causing me to frown upon their merriness. I can never shame a pe... more info