(Eh...) January's Top 10 Low Moments

What's that theory about how the first moments in the new year are spent will shape the next 11 months? Well, it's best if we assume it to be malarky, otherwise we're looking at one shameful year to endure. If Beyonce can't muster up the pipes to honor Dr. King and Two-Termz with our nation's anthem on a truly historical day, well... we're fucked. If a demo at a Super Bowl press conference to the audience of journos who eat from the hand of the NFL like obedience school g...

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