(Hot Cheetos) A set of opinions you can have about the Oscars

It's the biggest night in movies, on your TV! I kept an intimate diary of my deepest feelings and flash opinions (all nine hours of them), so you wouldn't have to have feelings. THE RED CARPET: 7:12.00 // Rooney Mara has cray teeth. 7:15:12 // Are we still talking about Bjork's swan dress? 7:16: 32 // It's Milla Jovovich's first time at The Oscars? Really? The lady from Resident Evil hasn't been to The Oscars? 7:20:18 // They are talk...

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