(Hot Cheetos) Q-Tip takes shit in Starbucks bathroom

Under the guise of being deprived of Internet by those kind, diligent folks at Time Warner Cable, we at Impose have been conducting valuable anthropological research at the Starbucks across the street. Mostly we've just seen people tear into microwaved bacon-scones ("a sandwich you just can't argue with") and greedily slurp down pumpkin caramel slurry, their jaws pounding to the fugue of Josh Groban's rendition of "The Christmas Song."  But today, a breakthrough. Q-Tip, Tribe Called Quest f...

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