(Hot Cheetos) The wait is over: Ke$ha has condoms

Ke$ha will distribute condoms at her concerts with her face plastered on them, according to a Griffin that flew down from Golgotha and dropped a blood-stained press release onto a marble altar. As we all know, abstinence is the key to proper sexual education, and these condoms will go a long way to keep our teenagers happy and practicing forms of non-vaginal intercourse. One look at Ke$ha's face, and it's likely that the parties involved will become de-aroused and choose to play Jenga or clean o...

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