'I'm inventing a beard bathing cap'

His dad invented parallel universe theory and he's back with a new record to match his beard but does E, AKA Eels' Mark Everett, know why? Not reallyWhat's new pussycat?Nothing much coochie. I'm trying to invent a beard bathing cap for those times when you don't want to get your beard wet. I've done some research and I can find no such thing so somebody should get on that, I might dedicate the next year of my life to it. I bet ZZ Top has them but they're not sharing them with the rest of the wor...

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