A crazy person is beside me, telling me they own the internet, shot fashion photos of Cindy Crawford in the '90s, saved more than 600 lives during Vietnam, and won the Nobel Peace Prize in '67. In honor of heroic crazy-talk, the following announcements are written in the same meter (dactylic hexameter, to be precise) as Homer's, Odyssey:
Twiddle, Dan Friel, the release of 'Ulysses,' on the upcoming LP.
Bellowing in, like a wildcat, Total Folklore, comes Feb. 13.
Crun...
Impose Magazine — A crazy person is beside me, telling me they own the internet, shot fashion photos of Cindy Crawford in the '90s, saved more than 600 lives during Vietnam, and won th... more info