"Ding! I Made A Thought!"

Or maybe she just made a fart. The look is the same. Anyways, here's Jessica Simpson promoting her line of stuff and signing autographs at Macy's in NYC last night. While Chestica made that money, her leased piece Eric Johnson held her purse on the side and got lost in his own head thinking about all the purdy shiny things his sugar mama is going to buy him for his birthday. Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday and I'm sure dude was like one of those brats who was more focused on ...

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