25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG
1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes with Tommy Lee 3) Hire Phil LaBonte as a vocal coach 4) Hire Billy Milano as a personal trainer 5) Hire Tripp Eisen as a baby sitter 6) Sleep with present-day Tawny Kitaen 7) Help Danzig clean up his motherfucking bricks, bitch 8) Listen to [...]
Metalsucks — 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes with Tommy Lee 3) Hire Phil LaBonte as a vocal coach 4) Hire Billy Milano as a personal trainer 5) Hire Tripp Eisen a... more info