A Match Made In Crazy Lesbian Heaven

In a live streaming video, which must have been directed by The Maysles Brothers, Tila Tequila announced that she is engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. This is the same Casey Johnson who was arrested for smearing her labia leche all over another lezzie's vibrator and stealing a bunch of her joo-ree. Casey must have been stealing shit for cheap thrills, because Tila claims she's a bajazillionaire. And I just consulted with my 5-year-old cousin who let me know that ...

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