A Mother's Work Is Never Done

A devoted mother got her souffle top decorated with the tattooed portrait of a Miami DJ in order to win passes for her equally dumb daughter (who is way too old for this shit) to meet the wailing lesbian fetus known as Justin Bieber. Insert Fark's "Florida" tag here. If I ever asked my mother to get a tattoo of Rick Dees' face above her ass so that I could meet my tween icon Martika, she probably would've dropped me off on the steps of a Catholic church and left me there. On a...

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