A Newsdump for 7 October 2011: From Lady Gaga's new fan to Jason Derulo's short attention span.

» Lady Gaga has a new friend. A ram-a-oh-la-la called Kevin. (Daily Mirror) (http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/10/07/green-gaga-s-new-pal-is-a-ram-115875-23471997/) We suppose you could call it a baa'd romance. Oh ho ho ho. No but seriously it was shorn this way. No BUT SERIOUSLY it's just ewe and I. NO STOP IT we're being serious now, you can't read her can't read her no you can't read her ovis aries. No calm down at the back we're being completely serious now, it's (GET ON WITH IT -ED)...

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