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Heidi Montag on who she looks up to: "I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.” In the words of Heidi's long-lost, prettier twin sister Chrissy Crocker: "LEEEEEEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE!!!" And what in the name of Spencer Pratt's butt tampon is she talking about? Heidi should inspire (we're speaking her lan...

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