A peek at the diary of Morrissey | John Crace

'I'm too old for all that standing up and singing lark'My manager rings. "I've got you a gig in Eastbourne tomorrow.""Not interested," I say. "My back's killing me and I'm too old for all that standing up and singing lark.""It'll be fine. It's at an old people's home and there'll be only 30 there. Or 29, if nice Mr Briggs doesn't make it through the next 24 hours.""Sounds more like it. They won't be all pissed and rowdy, will they?""Nah – they're given their meds at 6.30pm, so they'll be ...

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