Achy Breaky Heart

Prosecutor: Britain, you have been charged with an unhealthy fixation with old ladies talking suggestively about their feline companions; selling saucy postcards of scantily clad buxon beauties at seaside resorts; and allowing Eurotrash to pervert your television sets for over 10 years. In short, you are here to defend your love of all things "Camp".Britain: No your honour, that was all in the past. We're a mature, respectable nation now.Prosecutor: So tell me, who were the best selling artist...

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