Alanis Has A Soulfetus In Her Womb!

For the past few weeks Alanis Morissette's chichi situation has gone from regular to SWOLE, so it's really no surprise to learn that she's got a first-degree case of the BABIES!!!! Just pretend it's 1999 and give Alanis a congratulatory cross-eyed bear! Not that kind of cross-eyed bear, you sucio fuck. This kind of cross-eyed bear. Alanis announced to UsWeekly in their "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" column that she is expecting a slobberling with her husband of 3-mo...

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