Ali Lohan Does Not Know White Oprah The Same Way We Know White Oprah

Ali Lohan, the future face of fashion and the frontrunner for the role of Jen if there's ever a Dark Crystal remake, is on the cover of Page Six Magazine for reasons that lie on the cum-covered Kleenex that got tossed into Rupert Murdoch's trash can after White Oprah paid him a visit. Page Six asked Ali about her facial transformation into a Ren Faire Goddess Bunny and she answered it the only way a Lohan can: On the rumor that she Kardashian-ized her face: "I was cracking up. Because,...

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