Ali Lohan Is On Her Way

(Warning: clear your throat before you read the first part) 15-year-old Ali Lohan isn't enrolled in regular school, because she's a full-time student at UCWB (University of Crack Whore Behavior). UCWB's Dean of Famehowhoring, Professor Blohan, has taken little Ali under her raggedy wing to mentor her in what's really important in life: PARTYING. Life & Style reports that since White Oprah is mostly passed out in the lap of some trucker she picked up the night before, Blohan h...

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