Alien Looking Like An Alien

Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe slicked back her cockatoo hawk (using Chris Brown's crocodile tears) before walking the streets of NYC yesterday. RiRi was probably wondering why bitches were running from her like she was the tax man. It's because people watch too many movies, and they probably thought she was going to hatch an alien baby who would maul their faces off. I doubt Ripley was around, so they had reason to be scared. But you know.... RiRi's hair can also pass for a ...

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