American Idol: Cherie Johnson Is Not Amused

I was about to write that this is the gayest season of American Idol, but then I remembered Gayken's season. Gayken has the power of ten thousand gays inside him. So this is the second gayest season! One of the bitches you can thank for that is Nathaniel Marshall and his PP-inspired headband. I just want to take that headband, stretch it back and then release. If it hits him in the head hard enough it might make his eyes pop out. Bitch always has those beady mole eyes! Nathaniel really shou...

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