American Idol: It Should've Been You, Sarver!

Jane Mancini was voted out of American Idol last night and it didn't feel right, because Sydney Andrews wasn't there in a wedding dress to throw her in a pool or something. That's what was missing. Jane (real name: Alexis Grace) was put in the bottom with that sack of stale potatoes Michael Sarver. Fuck me with a lame dildo, he's boring. Sticking your genitals in a bowl of uncooked mashed potato flakes is more exciting than watching him sing. The judges really made it sting ...

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