American Idol: These Two Skanks Are Going To Go Through, Right?

Last night, I was forced to watch American Idol without having the ability to fast forward through suckery and commercials. That shit should be used as a torture device. For real. I haven't been the same since. Honestly, these skanks should not get to pick their own songs. Maroon 5? Coldplay? Hell no. It's never going to work. They should sing nursery rhymes, because they have the brains of toddlers. No offense to toddlers. There were two whores that the judges busted nuts over. The fi...

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