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And God's Response Was, "Just Stop!"

Jessica Simpson got on her knees Saturday night, held her BlackBerry tight and then delivered a prayer Tweet to God thanking him for giving her such a wonderful gift. No, bitch didn't thank God for giving her a billion dollar fashion line even though she dresses like a fat toddler from the early 80s. Jessica also didn't thank God for giving us the all-you-can-eat baked potato bar. This is what Jessica thanked God for: Saying my prayers before bedtime...Thank you Lord for blessing me wi...

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13:26 on January 24 2011

And God's Response Was, "Just Stop!"

Dlisted — Jessica Simpson got on her knees Saturday night, held her BlackBerry tight and then delivered a prayer Tweet to God thanking him for giving her such a wonderful gift. No,... more info

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