And Here's The Cover For Madge's New Album

At this point, any pictures of Madge are no longer eligible for a Photoshop Award, because the skin on her face is Photoshopped in real life since its pores have been filled with wax and it gets its manufactured youthful glow from daily injections of rare fetus sperm. So even though nothing on this vowel-hating album cover was made from nature, it doesn't count! Before my dad became allergic to mailing child support checks and dropped off the face of my life, I used to stay at his apartment...

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