And Here Are Your Dancing Has-Beens!

The entire cast of the newest season of Dancing with the Has-Beens was just announced on Good Morning America and once again, the producers mostly got it wrong! There's no Spaghetti Cat, no Chicken Cutlets, no Maru, no Empress of Lucite, no Rojo Caliente, no Latarian Milton, no Detective La Toya Jackson and not even Kate Gosselin's possum head! Anytheresnohopeleftintheworld, here's the full cast. For every name you don't recognize, take a shot of liquid DayQuil and Tang. Drin...

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