And The Golden Globe For The Best Golden Shower On Zac Efron Goes To....
Because the Golden Globes had to recognize a mess of a movie where Zac Efron dances in the rain in his chonies and Matthew McConaughey (SPOILER ALERT) is the pass-around bottom bitch of choice for black dom tops in Florida, Nicole Kidman got a Best Supporting Actress nomination this morning. In The Paperboy, Nicole squatted over Zac Efron and had a hands-free coochie seizure while staring at a white trash-ified John Cusack, so they should just give her that GG right now. Her and her bladder earn...
Dlisted — Because the Golden Globes had to recognize a mess of a movie where Zac Efron dances in the rain in his chonies and Matthew McConaughey (SPOILER ALERT) is the pass-around ... more info