As 2017 Spews Fiery Smegma On Us Peasants, Taylor Swift Is Having The Best Year EVAH! 

And yes, I should tell you in advance that this post was co-written by Bitter and Petty. (“Aren’t all your posts?” – you) When 2016 repeatedly punched all of us in the taint with a fist covered with glue and broken glass, we didn’t think it could get any worse. But then 2017 came along like, […]

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