At Least CoCo Will Never Drown....

Yesterday in Miami, the ravishing lady T-Rex that is CoCo somehow found a way to put on a teeny tiny red bikini with the help of a dragline excavator, two priests, a lezzie in a sumo wrestler suit, four tubs of grease from Jermaine Jackson's face, Tim Peeler's rough talk, and a dozen rage-filled Twitards who didn't get to touch RPattz at the premiere. IN THIS ECONOMY, CoCo has no choice but to wear the same two piece she used to wear when she was a fetus. CoCo wore it to frolic al...

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