BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SCIENCE IS SHITTING ON ALL OF US EVERY DAY

IN THE VIKING EPOCHS WARFARE SEEPED INTO THE GROUNDWATER. IT PERMEATED THE SUBLIME FJORDLAND AQUIFFER. AND IT IS SAID IN THE FOURTH AND SEVENTH EPOCHS THAT A RING OF RED CIRCLED THE IRIS OF EVERY #TRUENORWEGIAN NEWBORN. MODERN SCIENTIFICAL INSTRUMENTATION WOULD LOOK AT THIS BEGINNING TO PROPER #BRUTALVIKINGHISTORY, UNDO #SHINYPANTSBUCKLE, AND TAKE A SHIT OF [...]

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