BREAKFAST AT SULIMAY’S: THIS 80-YEAR OLD WOMAN LOVES THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER!

This is how I know I’ve officially become completely desensitized to metal: when I hear something like The Black Dahlia Murder and think to myself, “Gee, that’s actually pretty melodic… maybe these old folks will actually dig it!” Not so. I forget that the only non-metalheads hear is screaming, an instant turn-off. But at least [...]

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