Basement Baby Got Braids!

Using fluffy balls of yaki coughed up by one of Beyonce's old wigs and carried though the vents down to the basement by gusts of wind, Solange recently covered her head with long locks of braids which she used as an escape rope. Since Solange is the true genius in the family, she used those braids to lasso up to a nail near the basement window and scale up on out of that bitch! It's a good thing she did, because now we have these pictures of her in Los Angeles the other day looking a l...

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