Battle Of The Catsuits

I'm mad that there's no VCT (visible camel toe), because I really want to see their sparkly camel toes do the Kid 'n Play dance together. Some dude with a name like a mid-level law firm (or a name like a Wilson Phillips cover band that only sings Chynna's parts) won American Idol last night, because easily impressed teenage girls who lose their minds over white boys with guitars are the only tricks voting for that shit, but who cares about that when we've got Fantasia an...

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