Beyonce Calls Blue Ivy Carter Her Best Friend (Cut To Gwyneth Paltrow Crying Out Tears Of Rejection Into Her Bedroom Bathtub)

Beyonce, the only woman who has ever given birth to a baby on this planet, talks to Vogue (via DM) about giving birth to a baby, being a woman, making a baby, being a sexual woman and being a sensual being who just had a human baby. But just when I was about to roll my eyes all the way to the left (to the left), Beyonce got a slow clap from me when she subtly burned GOOPY Paltrow by calling Blue Ivy Carter her bestest best fwend in the world. Our thoughts and prayers should be with GOOPY's ...

3 stories in this thread

Order thread by:
Importance
Date published

17:51 on February 11 2013

Beyonce talked to baby during birth

ContactMusic — Beyonce talked to her baby while giving birth.The 'Love on Top' superstar felt a ''strong connection'' to daughter Blue Ivy - her first child with... more info

Beyoncé

20:00 on February 11 2013

Beyonce Knowles: 'I want more children'

ContactMusic — Beyonce Knowles wants more children.The 'Halo' hitmaker gave birth to her first child, Blue Ivy, in January 2012 and revealed she and husband Jay-Z... more info

Beyoncé Jay-Z

16:18 on February 12 2013