Beyonce Gives Obama The Last-Minute Pep Talk He Really, Rally Needed

We already know that when a polling place in Lower Manhattan is cleared of peons and the walls are painted white and the windows are covered with white silk curtains and dozens of lit Jo Malone candles  are placed on every table, Beyonce will then sashay in with her votin' wig on and vote for you know who. The lights will dim, everyone will hold her breath and Beyonce's ladies-in-waiting will aim electronic fans at her as she pulls out her custom-made House of Dereon platinum voting w...

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