Billion Dollar Memaw

The Sun is reporting that Baby Jesus' favorite burp nurse Madge has been offered 1 billion fucking dollars to pop her pussy and bust her biceps in a Las Vegas show for five long years. ONE BILLION DOLLARS. Somebody at The Sun must have been sniffing Wite-Out way too fast again, because there's way too many zeroes in that number. $1 billion for a dinner theater floor show starring Keyboard Cat, La Toya Jackson, Antoine Dodson and La Tigresa del Oriente, YES! $1 billion for a show starri...

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