Brit Brit Is A Criminal

The pat-and-peel Cracker Jack tattoos on the bargain basement Sam Merlotte! The hot doorway dance moves (you know I love doorway dancing)! The shower sex scene that looks like two crawdads steaming to death in a glass pot on a car-powered hot plate! The bobbies shooting at bitches for robbing a convenience store! The bobbies and their shit aim! The bathroom stinking up worse than shit marinated in asparagus piss thanks to Brit Brit spraying that perfume around! The raw emotional acting that sho...

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