Charlie Brooker: The life of Mariah Carey sounds terribly demanding
I can scarcely imagine the level of forelock-tugging servility Mariah Carey must have encountered during her lifetimeLast week Mariah Carey turned on the Christmas lights at the Westfield shopping centre in Shepherds Bush, west London That might sound like a trivial event of interest only to cretins, but remember: hundreds of thousands of brave men and women died in combat so the current generation could enjoy such freedoms. The assembled masses weren't simply taking mobile phone snapshots of a ...
Guardian Music — I can scarcely imagine the level of forelock-tugging servility Mariah Carey must have encountered during her lifetimeLast week Mariah Carey turned on the Christmas lights... more info
The Daily Mail — She likes to be fanned with an ostrich feather, wears perfume made from marshmallows...and last week tried to turn Buckingham Palace pink. Welcome to Panet Mariah. more info